Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
Chuck Norris's PISS can clog a toilet
Chuck Norris took a math test and put down VIOLENCE as every answer,HE got an A+ coz Chuck Norris solves ALL his problem's with violence
Chuck Norris can strangle someone with a cordless phone
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter
Chuck Norris can divide by 0
Chuck Norris can do a Wheelie on a Unicycle
Chuck Norris sleeps with pillows under his gun
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris CAN have his cake and eat it to
Chuck Norris can start a fire only using a magnifying glass and the sun, at night
Chuck Norris' tears cure any cancer .. too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris can delete the internet
sorry, couldn't resist.